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Proof Of God by Darkman140 Proof Of God by Darkman140
Yeah, and my cellphone is proof of unicorns.

I'm not even gonna rant about how wrong this website is.
Just go to it and have a free laugh.

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here are other websites full of proof about God

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:iconjareksobinski:
Jareksobinski Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
I have a newsflash for you. Evolution is a lie! It makes no sense. For starters-furr and feathers evolved on mammals and birds clearly out of nowhere. How could there be genetic information for fur and feathers when no creature had them before? What's more. DNA can only exists within cells. Outside the cell it will erode and dissintegrate. First you would need a cell that would keep the DNA alive, but that's impossible if DNA was first. Other things-it was never observed that life would come from chemical reactions. What is dead, remains dead. Besides a lot of scientists portraits evolution as a bad joke nowadays.
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:iconthe-last-sea-serpent:
Citations and evidence, please.
And if you don't know what "citations" and "evidence" mean, use Google-oh wait, as a science denier, you shouldn't even be on the Internet.
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:iconjareksobinski:
Jareksobinski Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
I am not a science denier. I used to believe in everything science says, but quite recently I found flaws in some things. I still believe in genetics though. I do believe that mutations can occur making one member of a specie different from others. But know this, the mutant is unlikely to have offspring, since other animals in this specie won't consider it a mate, since they instinctively sence there's something wrong with it. Changes within a specie may happen, but they won't create a new specie whatsover.
Also there's this whole big bang. How could nothing create everything?
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:iconthe-last-sea-serpent:
What if those changes within a species build up over several generations?
And you ask how everything could have come from nothing. Allow me to ask how everything could have come from an invisible bearded cosmic giant-and where said cosmic giant came from, because you yourself said that nothing comes from nothing.
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:iconjareksobinski:
Jareksobinski Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Hmmmm. Maybe because the said "Giant" (Who is in fact shapeless, ageless, unchangeable Trinity) is eternal. God exists beyond time and space we are bound to in this life. In the eternity passage time doesn't matter which means God did not need a cause to come to existence because He was always there. He is the causeless cause of our existence. If God needed a creator, than the said creator would need a creator and so on.
Although I admit, sometimes I wonder where did the said eternity come from. Or how does it work that something "always" existed.
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:iconthe-last-sea-serpent:
So you're admitting that the existence of god defies logic?
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:iconjareksobinski:
Jareksobinski Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
God is eternal. He is beyond human logic. Humans created logic, but God created humans. Look it's turning into circular logic. The thng is God exists wether you believe or not. Things can't be created from nothingness by itself. If before BIg Bang was no time, space or matter, there was no space, no time or matter for the bang to happened. Stephen Hawking is wrong.
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:iconthe-last-sea-serpent:
You admit that your logic is circular, and now you're contradicting yourself.
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:iconiwasatennagedilbert:
IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013

It never ceases to amaze/disgust me how fundamentalists always manage to 1up their stupidity, just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber.

 

It seems to be like a sport to them.

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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
The earth exists. You can't explain that! (ergo, God :iconderpplz:)
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RedAgent1010 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
There was a nasty debate/argument about absolute knowledge=proof on the magic sandwich show. Eric Hovind and Sye Burggencate were guests. You might want to give it a watch.
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maros612 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
too bad it doesn't make sense. It's not a true statement. The equation is artificial. It's not an argument in any sense. It's dogma, a presumption that God exist - while you can't prove it at all - and it even dares to say, his existense is a key condition for legitimacy of any other statement. It's false, empty and outright stupid.
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:icontinybrainhippie:
Tinybrainhippie Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Curse my pantheist blood for boiling. I find this hilariously amusing.
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:iconddraigtanto:
Ddraigtanto Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I do have tolerance to religion, but the blindly or stupidly religious make my blood boil.
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:iconstartwindowsvista:
LOLOLOL soi soi soi soi!
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:iconddraigtanto:
Ddraigtanto Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Nah, I'm good thanks...
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:iconstartwindowsvista:
StartWindowsVista Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
NEVERMIND. I read your comment incorrectly. I could have sworn that it said that all religious people are blind and stupid. I was half asleep lolololol
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:iconddraigtanto:
Ddraigtanto Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, many are, but I would like to assume that they are in a minority. That comment WAS very old though, and I do confess, if I was to ever pick up a religion, Christianity wouldn't be it.
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:iconstartwindowsvista:
StartWindowsVista Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
That's fine. I am a Deist and do not believe the Bible. I just believe in a Creator.
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:iconddraigtanto:
Ddraigtanto Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I see...
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:iconnotameme:
NotaMeme Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
lol I clicked the first link

it loops over and over lol
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:iconherorising:
HeroRising Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011
well that is dumb..
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:iconhakyness3876:
Hakyness3876 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...seriously?

.....SERIOUSLY????

Another example of dodging the "proof-of-God" question:
From ~370wii's FAQ:

"Q: I read what you sent me, but Can you show me how is there a God without using scripture, and faith?

A: No, Without Faith, and by rejecting God's word, he won't even bother with someone like that who keeps overlooking the very answers that they are pushing to the side.
Faith is what brings us close to God, and his word is what guides us.
Thus, I can prove he is real through those
two which you keep shunning away."
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Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Which brings us to my signature

Faith: Belief without evidence

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."
— Christopher Hitchens

that guy is just a plain moron, i've talked to him once
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:iconhakyness3876:
Hakyness3876 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Totally true.

I'm not even going to ATTEMPT to talk to/argue with "that moron," because I know that whatever I may say - however logical and sensible it may be - they will reject it. So I won't even bother. :XD:
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, but go and see his posts for a laugh they are pretty stupid
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Cleverun Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Student General Artist
The only thing this website proves is that Christians can't "prove" god exists without epically failing. Every Christian who tries to argue about Yahweh's existence are black and white thinkers. There are no morals (there are RIGHTS, there's the CONSTITUTION, there's LAWS), and science is always changing. And people have murdered and committed terrible crimes in the name of Yahweh.
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Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, morals do exist. they aren't written down, they are implemented in the human brain during during development of the spermatozoid, everyone knows killing is wrong, there's no need to write it down, ask any philosopher about it.

As for science yes, that's why i clicked "Laws of science are always changing" new things are beign discovered each day.
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:iconcleverun:
Cleverun Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I did too, but they're black and white thinkers! I just want to smack them! or at least explain that to them! Or him... or her...
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You can't, they'll just put their fingers in their ears and yell "LALALALA I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG LALALALALALA"
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:iconcleverun:
Cleverun Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Student General Artist
:icontrueplz:
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GinnyStoleMyMan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
I've heard that one. Then the person went on to tell me what Atheism teaches. It's not a religion, it doesn't teach anything.
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
indeed, many people think it's a system of rules
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GinnyStoleMyMan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
It's somewhat pathetic.
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:iconstinkysardines:
stinkysardines Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
i remember this site, the return link of stupidity really pissed me off.[link] however, just scares me
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconepicfacepalmplz:

Jesus...this...this is horrible, the minds who made that website are a disgrace to humanity and any kind of intelligent lifeform out there.
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:iconkotego:
Kotego Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist
I still think this is pretty moderate compared to "Godhatesfags.com"

Hm, I couldn't prove anything without God? I proved that I could teach my dog to high-five and I didn't pray to God for guidance on how to do it.
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Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
epic fucking lol, but i already knew the West Baptist Church, i just never bothered to go to their website.

Neither i prayed to him for my good grades in school, i just studied.
Ugh, this website is just, just wrong man :icondragonfacepalm:
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:iconkotego:
Kotego Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist
I made the mistake of taking a peek and I think my brain almost exploded from the massive amount of bullshit.
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like, the first time that sentenced appeared on screen my brain crashed.
It was so stupid i couldn't even process it
I went back and read it all again, the second time i loled, the guy think God invented everything.

least that's how i see it.
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:iconkotego:
Kotego Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist
When I saw it I was flabbergasted that people are this hate-filled and stupid.
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That too, but that's just old news. more than 5000 years old news
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:iconkotego:
Kotego Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist
Unfortunately so. Hopefully our world will evolve and become more tolerant.
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NurIzin Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
this website is so boring : "Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)" Absolute Truth Does Not Exist" " (absolutely true) "This is not a glitch
(Think about it)"
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ShimmiDragon Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So without God, I can't prove to anyone that I'm blonde? Or 18? Or live in a house? Or have a dog?
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
most likely, you also can't prove you exist.
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:iconshimmidragon:
ShimmiDragon Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck. I should just dispose of myself right now!
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
but how? you don't know if you're really real

See? logic works :iconicameplz:
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phazonGhost Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
my head hurts
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:icondarkman140:
Darkman140 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, all of our heads are going through pain, everyone who read that sentence just became dumber.
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