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Lulz Ensue.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_(s…

Heart ( symbol )

"The heart symbol could also be considered to depict features of the human female body, such as the female's buttocks, pubic mound, or spread vulva. The tantric symbol of the "Yoni" is another example of a heart-shaped abstraction of a woman's vulva."

Print this out and distribute at high school. more lulz shall ensue at anyone who wears anything with a heart on it.

The 12 pages mentione din last journal have been filled out, now I just need to take out the ones I don't like.

I also might post some drawing I've made over arts class, but have been too lazy to submit.
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Why don't you stop by?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHpe2f…

Seriously though, I thought It was much more time since I submitted something, just May?

Will I draw something? Will dA update the interface by the end of the year? Will the UN stop being a douchebag hypocrite about Kaddafi?

Only time will tell.
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Grades and Rant

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The first trimester is over, and the grades are out.

I'll be needing Math classes, as it turns out, what a surprise. :iconsarcasmplz:

Spanish and Literature also makes my face sad, I'm just horrible at spanish, the grades are worse than the 9/11 aftermath; a shitstorm at home and the responsibles LOLzing in their caves, on the other side of the world.

And on Literature I'm just lazy, no mystery there.

All jokes aside, I'll be needing extra classes, next week, he whole week is full of them.

On other matters, why is that everytime you search/research for something, in this case the most likely oldest language, you end up tripping over a stupid theist blog with an inconsistant take on the subject?

hubpages.com/hub/Theory_The_Wo…

Right off the bat "Theory", what is this? the 80s? learn the definition of a fucking word before using it.

As you read it, you find it well written, If you're going to preach judaism in Africa.

But someone with 3 digits IQ, Internet at their hand and time to spare? nope.

And before you ask, yes, he's a creationist.

I mean listen to this nonsense "Our physical bodies are composed mostly of what element? Carbon"

chemistry.about.com/cs/howthin…

Oxygen (65%)
Carbon (18%)
Hydrogen (10%)
Nitrogen (3%)
Calcium (1.5%)
Phosphorus (1.0%)
Potassium (0.35%)
Sulfur (0.25%)
Sodium (0.15%)
Magnesium (0.05%)

Wikipedia also says the same en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composit…

47% divides his wrong answer to correct answer

Science prevails once again.

If I'm not wrong this fact debunks the following argument:

"Carbon, which is the sixth element of the periodic table. How astounding! The Bible describes spirits as being like the wind (John 3:8). What element is 78% of earth's atmosphere made of? Nitrogen, which is the SEVENTH element of the periodic table! These numbers were not arbitrarily chosen by man upon their discovery. They were chosen by God who created them! He gave Nitrogen 7 protons and electrons and gave Carbon 6 protons and electrons. The only letters that differ in the words for God and man in Hebrew are the letters describing the very elements that comprise our existence!"

Does it not?

He got Carbon and Nitrogen right on the periodic table, I'll give him that, but I didn't found any record of an omnipotent, intelligent being bending reality to his will to create things out of actually nothing, or did you?

And what is this? suddenly because V and W are close to each other in Hebrew, "God" and "Man" are spelled similarly ( let us assume ) Earth's atmosphere is composed of mostly carbon, plus the fact Carbon and Nitrogen are close together, using a passage speaking of spirits as wind from The Bible you "prove" that not only God is real, but you also proved Hebrew is the oldest language.

CongratuFUCKINGlations, you were able to make me wish people with DNA like you dead, grab your trophy and GTFO.

And yeah, totally, coincidences are not possible, It's like because my name is derived from Mars, the roman god of war, he exists, that's how stupid it sounds.

Or maybe that means that there's life on Mars! or maybe we ARE from Mars! yes!

Actually, no, we're not.

I simply did this rant because there may be some out there who have experienced this and maybe still do.

I simply had to show how 10-20 minutes of research save your ass from embarassment.

What? now everytime I want to learn something new I have to cope up with answers like THIS?

If you wish to know what I found out with actual EVIDENCE, from actual TRUSTFUL sources, from people who used SCIENCE to prove the credibility of the evidence.

Then I'd say the oldest language is Sanskrit, with the oldest record being from 2900BCE, we have record of Hebrew from around 1500-1000BCE, I'll give the dude that, but Sanskrit still would be 1400 years older than Hebrew if we base ourselves on writing, seeing as there's no way to know when it was first spoken.

Still, It's no wonder he has other creationist with the argument that "DNA is too complex to have evolved" following him.

Yeah, like, totally dude, never mind Miller creating piss out of soup in 2 weeks in his improvised laboratory.

Or bacteria found in countless meteors, or the evidence for evolution, those scientists be deluded.

That's the kinda thing they said to Galileo and Newton.

*epic sigh*

Fuck, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I need alcohol, no wonder so many people drink.
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There was this project in my school, in which we had to make a music video for a song, after some thought, I decided to make one with "God Isn't Real" by Robbie Fulks, I knew shit could've hit the fan since population over here is only 7,4% non-religious, the other 83% are christian, and the 0,6% subscribe to other religions, like Judaism, Islam, etc.

Someone could've got their crybaby on like "That's unnaceptable! how dare he persecute and opress my religion?!"

However that would've been pretty lulzy.

I would've just printed the number "83%" on a whole sheet of paper and handed it to them, let them find out for themselves.

Later I realised I could've easily made a video with "Fight The Power" but I think this song is better.

Anyway, here's the video.

Be aware that it contains strong footage, if you have a weak heart or some other medical problem, don't see it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P93qql…

You'll notice it's in "Private", It finds itself in such because I didn't feel like debating with another theist, though it's not because I think of myself as superior, not am I "afraid" of them, I'm simply not in the mood, really.

The only reason I uploaded this to Youtube is because apparently my english teacher speaked highly of it in the teacher's room, now the principal wishes to see it.

It obviously touches on the Problem Of Evil within theism.

Anyway, yeah, I have been as busy as Milky Way's gravity, I've got tests and homework coming up.

Sometimes I wonder If I'll be this busy for the rest of my life, It's been 4 months already since I've been in this situation.
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May 22nd, 2011

1 min read
lulz.

Where's your messiah now?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMW…

Sure must feel awkward to be one of those folks right now.
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