Grades and Rant

The first trimester is over, and the grades are out.

I'll be needing Math classes, as it turns out, what a surprise.

Spanish and Literature also makes my face sad, I'm just horrible at spanish, the grades are worse than the 9/11 aftermath; a shitstorm at home and the responsibles LOLzing in their caves, on the other side of the world.

And on Literature I'm just lazy, no mystery there.

All jokes aside, I'll be needing extra classes, next week, he whole week is full of them.

On other matters, why is that everytime you search/research for something, in this case the most likely oldest language, you end up tripping over a stupid theist blog with an inconsistant take on the subject?

hubpages.com/hub/Theory_The_Wo…

Right off the bat "Theory", what is this? the 80s? learn the definition of a fucking word before using it.

As you read it, you find it well written, If you're going to preach judaism in Africa.

But someone with 3 digits IQ, Internet at their hand and time to spare? nope.

And before you ask, yes, he's a creationist.

I mean listen to this nonsense "Our physical bodies are composed mostly of what element? Carbon"

chemistry.about.com/cs/howthin…

Oxygen (65%)
Carbon (18%)
Hydrogen (10%)
Nitrogen (3%)
Calcium (1.5%)
Phosphorus (1.0%)
Potassium (0.35%)
Sulfur (0.25%)
Sodium (0.15%)
Magnesium (0.05%)

Wikipedia also says the same en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composit…

47% divides his wrong answer to correct answer

Science prevails once again.

If I'm not wrong this fact debunks the following argument:

"Carbon, which is the sixth element of the periodic table. How astounding! The Bible describes spirits as being like the wind (John 3:8). What element is 78% of earth's atmosphere made of? Nitrogen, which is the SEVENTH element of the periodic table! These numbers were not arbitrarily chosen by man upon their discovery. They were chosen by God who created them! He gave Nitrogen 7 protons and electrons and gave Carbon 6 protons and electrons. The only letters that differ in the words for God and man in Hebrew are the letters describing the very elements that comprise our existence!"

Does it not?

He got Carbon and Nitrogen right on the periodic table, I'll give him that, but I didn't found any record of an omnipotent, intelligent being bending reality to his will to create things out of actually nothing, or did you?

And what is this? suddenly because V and W are close to each other in Hebrew, "God" and "Man" are spelled similarly ( let us assume ) Earth's atmosphere is composed of mostly carbon, plus the fact Carbon and Nitrogen are close together, using a passage speaking of spirits as wind from The Bible you "prove" that not only God is real, but you also proved Hebrew is the oldest language.

CongratuFUCKINGlations, you were able to make me wish people with DNA like you dead, grab your trophy and GTFO.

And yeah, totally, coincidences are not possible, It's like because my name is derived from Mars, the roman god of war, he exists, that's how stupid it sounds.

Or maybe that means that there's life on Mars! or maybe we ARE from Mars! yes!

Actually, no, we're not.

I simply did this rant because there may be some out there who have experienced this and maybe still do.

I simply had to show how 10-20 minutes of research save your ass from embarassment.

What? now everytime I want to learn something new I have to cope up with answers like THIS?

If you wish to know what I found out with actual EVIDENCE, from actual TRUSTFUL sources, from people who used SCIENCE to prove the credibility of the evidence.

Then I'd say the oldest language is Sanskrit, with the oldest record being from 2900BCE, we have record of Hebrew from around 1500-1000BCE, I'll give the dude that, but Sanskrit still would be 1400 years older than Hebrew if we base ourselves on writing, seeing as there's no way to know when it was first spoken.

Still, It's no wonder he has other creationist with the argument that "DNA is too complex to have evolved" following him.

Yeah, like, totally dude, never mind Miller creating piss out of soup in 2 weeks in his improvised laboratory.

Or bacteria found in countless meteors, or the evidence for evolution, those scientists be deluded.

That's the kinda thing they said to Galileo and Newton.

*epic sigh*

Fuck, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I need alcohol, no wonder so many people drink.